Pata Nahin Ab Ye Afwaah Kaun Faila Raha Hai Ki... . . . . . . . Activa Ke Silencer Pe Bivi Likhne Se Bullet Ki Aawaj Aati Hai
Ladka Ek Ladki Ke Sath Ghar Aaya Maa: Kaun Hai Yah? Ladka: Yah Meri Dharmpatni Hai Maa: Kab Se Chal Raha Tha Tum Donon Ke Beech Ye Sab? Ladka: Pata Nahin Yah To Park Men Mere Bagal Men Baith Kisi Ka Intzaar Kar Rahi Thi Bajrang Dal Walon Ne Hamari Shadi Karva Di
Internet Ke Avishkar Se Jindagi Kitni Aaramdayak Ho Gai Hai Ye Ek Bank Karmchari Se Achha Kaun Samajh Sakta Hai Bade Maje Se Kah Dete Hain "Server Down" Hai
Bujurg Kahte Hain Garmiyon Men Pyaz Khane Se Lu Nahin Lagti Par Unhen Kaun Samjhaye Ki Pyaz Khane Ke Baad Garlfrend Bhi Munh Nahin Lagati
Alia Market Mein Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli: Woh Wala Joke Dena. Dukandar: Kaun Sa Wala? Alia: Wahi Jo Sab Log Kehte Hain Market Mein Naya Hai!
Judge- U r crossing the limits. Lawyer- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai. Judge- How dare you call me saala? Lawyer- My Lord, I Said- Kaun ‘Sa-Law’ kehta hai?